5 Things I Hate about My Mother-in-law

1) She is a Jehovah's Witness. This is a weird cult that has weird beliefs about Jesus and celebrates NO holidays. STAY AWAY!!
2) She is very pessimistic. Example: "The leaves are all going to turn brown this year and fall off the trees without turning colors." ....my mental response to this is, "Okay, then why don't you go lock yourself in your room and don't come out until spring."
3) She is very prickly and has a sharp tongue. Her humor is dry is as dry as her wit. Wanda love, LOVE, LOVES to argue.
4) Complaining is her favorite hobby. She is on dialysis and I sympathize with the medical situation but outside of that her favorite thing to complain about is never having time to do anything. She dializes three days a week for four hours at a time. On the other two days she watches her grandchild. She is constantly complaining that she has no time to go shopping. GET A 40 HOUR A WEEK JOB AND SEE WHAT TIME YOU HAVE LEFT. SHUT UP!!
5) She is mean to my father-in-law. JK is a sweet man. He does anything she asks of him. Wanda is a hateful bitch to him who snaps at him and calls him stupid. There are times when I want to smack the effing crap out of her.